What do you think? I was just your average herb collector in the past, picking out the nicest daisies and clovers for my granny’s stew. But then—BOOM! I stumbled across this enormous, glittering sword concealed in a bush. As it happened, it was really legendary and instantly elevated me to the status of hero – much superior than the neighboring broccoli farmer Bob!
I’m now traveling through enchanted regions and slicing through enemies in dungeons with my new weapon. It resembles a huge playground, except instead of getting to level up by collecting flashy items, I have to farm! Yes, I spend my days fighting monsters and collecting glitter, which is far more exciting than pulling weeds in grandmother’s garden (sorry, grandma!).
But you know what’s even cooler than that? My trip has been joined by the Noblesse gang! With their elaborate talents and much more elaborate hair, they resemble the coolest superheroes ever.
We’re fighting evil people together now, and it feels like the greatest team effort ever! Like my incredible sword, we will not be stopped!