The cuckoo barely touched my drunk lips, but oh what happened afterwards. In front of me, as I blinked my way into the day before us was a green chicken. The green chicken that is not only GREEN, but a killer dressed in fine clothes—and by ready to kill I mean able to literally LITERALLY KILL A PERSON. The feathered fiend before him was armed to the teeth, dressed in a garb that seemed half war get-up and half circus wear. My heart did a back-flip and before I could scream, something very strange occurred to me. I was still asleep, my dream continuing.
But, oh, what a dream it was! I mean, it was ridiculous that the thought even crossed my mind as I lay awake. If this were real it was beyond a joke, but not funny enough to qualify as reality absurd satire. Are chickens starting to weaponize and gear up for a barnyard battle royale? lol but then I just let the thought roll over, its a funny mess of an idea one second and the next it fascinates me so much. I had to dig deeper and find out; is there anything that even comes close to this avian rampage. And then I discovered Chicken Gun. It was a game so absurd, mutants running about down there—and by contrast it made my dream like strolling through the henhouse.
Chicken Gun: The Game That Lets Chickens Rule and Eggs Explode
Let me take you to the organized chaos which is also known as Chicken Gun. Imagine chickens — not the type of ones that peck at floor but sped-up, feathered gladiators. Not yo Grannies Chicken. Their hats are the envy of any fashionista, their sneakers so hip they only say “cool,” and wielding weapons more ridiculous than when securing roles in The Expendables. They are no-nonsense about this and their NO is all business, which means carnage.
But eggs? Well, you may as well replace your breakfast since these eggs are no good. This is the one that goes off like a bomb and converts all chaos into yolky napalm, transforming any field of recreant cockerels strutting around by-gone barns into an epic battlefield. But that’s not all. These chickens? And not only can they drive a car, fly an helicopter, or handle a tank: They do more than just cluck and strut around. As if the barnyard collectively decided to go full Rambo.
In Chicken Gun, you can obliterate everything with two different approaches: band together with other fighters of feathers in a 5-vs-5 showdown or dive into an all-out bloodbath where every chick is for itself. Never have the fittest survivors been as feathered and as fun in any mode of play!
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This is where it really starts to mean something — one more degree of intensity. While Chicken Gun doesn’t quite have you scurrying across the map with any old clucker. Oh, no. You will indeed be able to play dress-up with more evil accents by providing.menuStrip Want your chicken in a top hat and monocle, or one with a rocket launcher? Or perhaps nunchucks, with a ninja mask? Well, here is your chance. Every single thing about total customization is equally as insane in Chicken Gun.
After all, it’s not only about being good, but doing it while destroying one opponent after another. You can arm your chicken with a vastly diverse and ridiculous arsenal of shotguns, bazookas and many more. Choose your tool of cluck-struction and start causing trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t possibly become any better: you will be able to customize your chicken’s very own beak. Oh yes, and give your bird a golden beak or one that glows in the dark. In Chicken Gun, style is everything. Especially if you’re out to outgun the competition. Clucking Carnage: The Chaos of Chicken Combat… Now let’s talk about the real meat of the game: combat. This is what Chicken Gun is all about—it’s a whirlwind of feathers, explosions and pure, unadulterated chaos. Picture a battle area where a chicken performs some acrobatic jumps, hurls explosive eggs, and does whatever else to shoot down everything that moves. The air is so dense with feathers, and one can hear the sound of clucks together with the thunder of explosions. This is madness, this is mayhem, but it’s fun as hell. In 5 vs. 5 Mode you and team of Chickens will have to plot tactics to outsmart and outgun other team. Whether laying traps, ambushes, or plain taking your crazy head into the combat yourself—there’s just never a dull moment. But if you really want a test of skill, dive into the Free-For-All mode. It’s every chicken for themselves, and the only rule is to survive. It’s chaotic, it’s unpredictable, and it’s utterly addictive.
And how about the maps? They’re somewhat sort of about—they could turn into harmful. Each of these maps — from barnyards to urban alleys — is filled with all manner of obstacles and hiding spaces, not to mention plenty of stuff to blow up. You never know what waits around the next corner, either a sneaky enemy, an explosive egg in brief camouflage or maybe even just a random tractor burst roaring across the battlefield. In doing so the game stays fresh, diverse and ever-challenging.
Chicken Tech: THE CARS, HELIS AND TANKS OH MY!
If that wasn’t enough insanity, Chicken Gun introduces some vehicles — and I don’t mean mundane farm equipment. No siree. Luckily, they have planes and tanks that are manned by chickens to assist them. Imagine a car with an egg-laying chicken behind the wheel driving at 200mph, eggs bursting out of the windows: It’s like watching animals trying to hold onto one loony Mario Kart race. Or maybe a chicken flying in an helicopter across the sky dropping deviled egg avalanche from above. Of course, we cannot forget the tanks. Well, who would be if you leave it out — where is the Chicken when there are no tank rounds to do battle with?
For the game, this brings an extra layer as it makes these vehicles fast and powerful enough to change a battle in minutes. You see, but they are hard to shlöce. That’s all part of the fun. Nor — if viewed for even a minute through the skewing lens of schadenfreude — is it unusual that some idiot’s helicopter chicken plummets into a tree or someone’s car spectacularly rolls over on itself taking an absurd corner too quickly. All of this chaos that unfolds afterward serves to define the Chicken Gun and it makes each match quite memorable.
But there’s more! And not only that, for the creative mind Chicken Gun now turns you into an architect where literally chicken is a building material. Build forts, place traps — do whatever it is you need to get them back! It’s a bit like Minecraft, only with so many extra explosions and feathers… The building part brings strategy to the game, as in how do you want to defend your fortress or have a perfect spot for an ambush.
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So why, we hear you ask, should you jump beak-first into Chicken Gun? Simple. All this makes me think that, you know what; take a fun and social game with good core mechanics. That involves as much nonsense as it does excitement: someplace you are able to drop or simply…strut; your hair, your feathers — whatever. It means you’re a hardcore gamer, or that you need to laugh — and Chicken Gun will give it to you.
The puzzles are laced with humor, the gameplay is smooth and fast-paced, while you can let loose your inner maniac in terms of customization. It’s even crazier when you consider all the vehicles and building at play. Chicken Gun is a real multiplayer third person shooter made in 3d see you mad chicken-ish game designed for free range chickens.
So go for it, put on that chicken suit and prepare yourself the most exciting adventure you will ever have! Because anything can happen in the whacky Chicken Gun world after all! Feathers will fly, eggs are sure to shatter and only the baddest chickens in town can triumph. Let the chicken carnage begin… Let the egg-splosions begin!
