Hoosegow Prison Survival MOD 2.7.9 Unlimited Coins APK

Ever pondered what it would be like to be imprisoned in a maximum-security facility, avoiding obnoxious security personnel while eating stew made of mysterious meat? So grab a seat, darling, because Hoosegow: Prison Survival allows you to feel the excitement (and maybe even a little bit of the shiver) of being incarcerated without really having to pinch yourself!

Imagine it as a more cooler version of dress-up. You’ll be flaunting an orange jumpsuit instead of a princess crown (don’t worry, it’s virtual!). You’ll be chugging virtual jail punch (hopefully it tastes better than it sounds!) in instead of imaginary tea. With only a press of a mouse, you’ll be outwitting guards and making friends—or maybe even backstabbing—with other prisoners instead of playing tag with your closest pal!

This isn’t going to be easy, so hang on to your sporks. Even in the digital age, prison is no picnic. To survive, you must remain astute. Make shiv-tastic tools (don’t worry, they’re for making, not stabbing!), get past sleeping guards, and choose your jail mates carefully. Some may be sly snitches ready to report you out, while others may be cool kitties who’ll share their smuggled gummy bears. It all comes down to making the appropriate decisions, which are similar to choosing between chocolate and vanilla ice cream (chocolate, of course).