There formerly was a game known as “House of Seduction.” Now, don’t be misled by the fancy name—this has nothing to do with grandma’s family recipe for apple pie! Nope, there are some really explicit themes in this game, which is just for adults. But allow me to explain it to you in terms that even a child might comprehend!
There is this guy, isn’t that right? For the last five years, he has been living the life of a criminal, taking advantage of his impoverished mother. Is it something you can envision? Five solid years of dreaming—but not in a pleasant manner! He has been using his mother’s credit card as if it were a fashion statement.
You now play as him in this game. You get to rule over indolence as the sultan of sloth! There’s a twist, however. Our hero now understands he has to improve since, well, living on your mother’s money isn’t all sunshine and rainbows.
Step into the “House of Seduction.” It sounds fascinating, doesn’t it? It resembles a riddle cloaked in mystery, or something like. Our man will have to make decisions that will either propel him to greatness or, well, let’s just say, not be beautiful as he navigates through a variety of strange scenarios.
Well, it’s all in good humor, though! Just keep in mind that while this game seems like a lot of fun, it’s only appropriate for adults. Thus, children, keep playing Mario Kart and let grownups handle the seduction!