Have you ever had squirrels stealing from your lemonade stand? What if they took your little sister instead? In King Royale: Idle Tycoon, the most ridiculous but magnificent kingdom game ever, Princess Pickle, the cranky pickle, finds herself in just that scenario!
Young hero, do not be alarmed! You are not your typical childhood beverage vendor. You are the coolest idle king tycoon ever—trust me, you’re cooler than any adult
Your position? Create the most powerful army possible, consisting of monster-slaying heroes (imagine your grandmother if she could lift buildings) and knights (think very cool babysitters with swords). After that, you may take on enemies, investigate eerie dungeons, and gather enough wealth to buy a dragon’s ride (shhhh, don’t tell Mom!).
The greatest part, however, is that you don’t even need to move an actual finger—unless you want to, which is very fun—to make things go boom. While you’re busy conquering Mount Snackrifice or constructing a marshmallow fort, your great army battles. You mean idle?
So, why do you hesitate? Get King Royale and prove to those sour-faced squirrels who’s in charge—or rather, King! Just keep in mind that it would be a good idea to share your fries with the dragon.