What do you think? Miss Agony, the worst teacher ever, has moved in next door! She makes dodgeball a misery (I mean, really, whom throws dodgeballs at heads?). For others, this may be awful news, but for me, it’s my opportunity to get even!
Recall how she took away my awesome, glow-in-the-dark plastic dinosaurs because I was “disturbing class” (which, to be honest, was all Mr. Grumpy’s problem since he spoke nonstop for an hour about rocks)? Now is my opportunity to get revenge!
My strategy? The Spooktacular Operation Whoa! I’m talking creepy crawly crickets in her flower garden (extra points if they chirp “Miss Agony stinks!”), whoopie cushions on her who-knows-what-lives-in-there couch, and maybe even a well-placed rubber snake by the mailbox. She will undoubtedly be screaming like a scaredy-cat!
I just have to be careful not to be caught by her, or then I’ll be in prison for a year, which may or may not include a lot of whoopie cushions.
