There once was a little character by the name of Syahata who lived in a world full of adults and amazing works of pixel art. Syahata was no typical pixel friend, however. He was the protagonist of a side-scrolling adventure game called “Syahata’s Bad Day (18+)” that was exclusive to players who have attained the age of majority.
But Syahata was having a terrible day, oh! The whole thing began when he awoke with pixel bedhead, stubbed his digital toe, and stumbled over his virtual alarm clock. Hurt! He then had to overcome a variety of challenges as he navigated the pixelated landscape, including a massive mound of laundry, a swarm of pixelated insects, and a boss confrontation with a pixelated cat that was unmoving from his route.